We're thrilled that you're here. Allow us to briefly explain what will be happening.
It's a crazy world out there, full of all sorts of nutty energy, loud personalities, and Virgos. And although dating
makes us want to beat someone over the head with a 2x4, run them over with our cars, and then smother them with a pillow can be hard, we continue to do it anyway. Why?
We're looking for love.
The zodiac provides us with a great multitude of personalities, and one can't help but note the similarities. Geminis are one extreme, then the other; Leos are vain; Virgos are all things bad; and so on and so on and so on.
I Dated the Zodiac is an upcoming ebook that tracks one girl's adventures in dating--all 12 signs. It explores the various personalities of the zodiac and
why the human race is basically doomed the qualities and tendencies they possess. It'll be the perfect read for anyone who loves
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